Today is International Women’s Day! To celebrate, we wanted to give you the Top 20 reasons why it’s awesome being a woman.
1. Women live longer.
2. Women enjoy a wide variety of wardrobe choices.
3. Women don’t have to sweat through a three-piece suit at a hot July wedding.
4. Multiple orgasms.
5. Women wrote the most successful book franchises of our time.
6. Women are more likely to have graduated college by age 22.
7. The world’s largest landowner is a woman.
8. Car insurance is cheaper for women.
9. They have the capability to give birth. I could stop here, but I will continue. If for some reason you would like to contradict this point, I look forward to your opinion.
10. Women are caring enough to check in on each other daily for no reason at all.
11. Women control 98.6% of sex in the world.
13. Women have special bonds with their besties.
14. Women get to play dress up everyday
15. It’s okay for us to ‘just wanna dance.’
16. We get to be little old ladies who play Cards Against Humanity and day drink.
17. We know every word of our top 3 favorite Disney movies by heart.
18. We set goals for ourselves.
20. And lastly, being a woman is great because Beyonce is one.