16Never brought an electric toothbrush into a household with lonely women.
17Sometimes your roommate in college will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.
18When it feels like it’s too good to be true, chances are it really is too good to be true.
19Strangers are so rude nowadays! The least she could have done is kept her voice lower.
20This is why fathers should never be trusted with mail. They’re unreliable!